Defining minus
+18ºC - They take the second blanket on Hawaii.
+10ºC - Heating is turned off in Helsinki buildings.
+2ºC - Italian cars cannot start.
0ºC - Distilled water gets frozen.
-1ºC - Breath can be seen. Russians eat ice cream and drink beer, cold of course.
-4ºC - Your dog jumps into your bed.
-10ºC - French cars cannot start.
-12ºC - Politicians start talking about homeless people.
-15ºC - America cars cannot start.
-20ºC - Breath can be heard.
-24ºC - Japanese cars cannot start.
-28º - Your dog jumps in your pijamas.
-29ºC - German cars cannot start.
-30ºC - Not a single normal car car start.
-36ºC - Russian cars cannot start.
-39ºC - Russians button up their shirts.
-50ºC - Your car jumps into your be.
-60ºC - The inhabitants of Helsinki are freezing now. In Moscow their buttoning up their coats.
-70ºC - They’re getting frozen in hell. A cross-country is organized in Kuznetsk.
-72ºC - The attorneys are putting their hands in their own pockets.
-120ºC - Alcohol freezes making Russians pissed off.
-273.15ºC - The absolute zero. Elementary particles stop moving. The Russian is nostalgically licking the frozen vodka.
